Friday 30 December 2016

How people eat chicken


Wednesday 28 December 2016

Some questions are not worth asking, Teachers beware!

Teacher: Who is the president of Iran?
Johnny: I dont know
Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: Please ma, can i ask you a question?
Teacher: Ofcourse
Johnny: Do you know Angela?
Teacher: No, who is she?
Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband

Johnny can be very intelligent. Read this!

Teacher: Johnny.  If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: (Sigh) Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and
another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Little Johnny: I’ve already got a rabbit!

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