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Some questions are not worth asking, Teachers beware!

Teacher: Who is the president of Iran?
Johnny: I dont know
Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: Please ma, can i ask you a question?
Teacher: Ofcourse
Johnny: Do you know Angela?
Teacher: No, who is she?
Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband

Johnny can be very intelligent. Read this!

Teacher: Johnny.  If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: (Sigh) Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and
another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Little Johnny: I’ve already got a rabbit!

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Smart Student answers smartly

Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon Died?
Student: His last battle

Teacher: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Student: At the bottom of the page

Teacher:River Niger flows in which state?
Student: In the liquid state

Teacher: What is the main reason for Marriage?
Student: Divorce

Teacher: What is the main reason for failure?
Student: Exams

Funny Job titles that may land you a job - dont try it if you are serious

House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)
Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
Bad Belle people: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM)
Garri seller: hunger extermination officer
Witches & Wizzards : Invisible airforce control management experts
Nigerian Footballer: Local Hit and Run specialist(LHR)
Conductor: Mentally Drained and Finacially Disadvantaged Money Collection Expert(MDFDMCE)