Coincidences that may not always be real

Three Friends James, John, Robert,  Were Having A Drink In A Bar. A Conversation About Coincidences Arose.

James Said: “When My Wife Was Pregnant She Read The Novel The 2 Cities And Gave Birth To Twins.”

John Said: “My Wife Read The 3 Musketeers And Gave Birth To Triplets.”

Robert Started Running Heading Home, Friends Asked: “Why?”

He Said In Hurry: “My Wife Is Pregnant And I Left Her Reading Alibaba And The 40 Thieves.“

Son interested in getting married but father dont know cost

Son: Please father, how much does it cost to get married?
Father:  I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

Frustration can make a graduate say weird things

This is a job application of a graduate who has searched for job for 15 years. Enjoy it

Did he really want to die?

A man had suffered throughout his life. Every business he lay his hand on would fail. After so man attempts to succeed, he decided to commit suicide. He made up his mind that he will use a knife and stab himself to death. The man insisted after all pleas from friends, neighbors and well- meaning individuals. Before he did the act, he gathered some firewood, lit fire on them and put the knife in the fire. People asked him what he is doing. He said,' There are a lot of infections these days. I dont want to contact infections that is why i am sterilizing the knife. After sterilizing the knife, he brought it out and was ready to die. When he touched the knife, He said, OH! its too hot. I dont want to die a hot death, i want to take it cool. He kept the knife to allow it cool. While waiting for the knife, he slept off and forgot to die

Funny Job- seeker wants to succeed by interview malpractice

A certain boy and a girl have been friends right from school age. The boy was very intelligent but the girl was an illiterate. While in the school, the girl passed exams by copying every thing the boy writes during such exams. That is how she had survived. Now they are looking for employment together and the girl thought she could succeed by the same method. They went for a job interview and the boy was called first for the interview. Now the questions thrown to the boy are as follows:
INTERVIEWER: Who discovered America?
BOY: Christopher Collumbus
INTERVIEWER: In what year
BOY:1887
INTERVIEWER: Has it been proved:
BOY: Yes, but it has not been scientifically proved.

The boy passed. When he came out, the girl hurriedly asked him to tell her just the answer. So the boy told her- Number 1 answer: Christopher Collumbus, Number 2 answer:1887, Number 3 answer: Yes, but it has not been scientifically proved.
The girl was happy. When she entered for the interview, the questions unfortunately changed, however the girl can never change. The following conversation ensued:
INTERVIEWER: What is your name:
GIRL: Christopher Collumbus
INTERVIEWER: Christopher Collumbus? are you sure?
GIRL: Yes sir
INTERVIEWER: Ok. When where you born?
GIRL: 1887
The interviewer was now visibly angry and shouted at the girl: ARE YOU MAD?
The girl thought that it was the last question, so she answered: Yes, but it has not been scientifically proved.

That was how she felled the interview and did not get the job

Some students can be very smart but funny

A teacher was helping a group of students to know the difference between past tense and present tense. So he decided to do so by giving examples. He gave the first example. "John came here yesterday.". The teacher went on to explain that came is the past tense of come; hence the sentence is in the past tense. After giving two more examples each of past tense sentences. He wanted to know if his students were following. So he decided to make a sentence that is not an example of past tense. He said "NIGERIA WILL SOON BE FREE FROM CORRUPTION". He then asked "Is this sentence in past tense?" All the Students answered no. Then James one of the students raised up his hand and said he know the answer. The teacher said " James tell us the answer". James said "This sentence is FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE"
Teacher shouted who taught you that. James answered "I know that Nigeria cannot be free from corruption"

A father's unrealistic goal

A man decided that he would gaive birth to exactly 7 children so that he would give them the names of the seven days of the week.
So when his wife gave birth to the first child, he named him Sunday. When the second child was born he named him Monday. The third child was named Tuesday, the fourth was named Wednesday and so on.
When it was the turn of the last child, his wife gave birth to twins. The man was confused because he had planned to have seven children and already has six.and there is only one name remaining in his mind.
After thinking about the twins for some time, the man made up his mind on what to do. He named the first twin Saturday and the remaining one he named him PUBLIC HOLIDAY.