This is a job application of a graduate who has searched for job for 15 years. Enjoy it
Monday, 23 January 2017
Saturday, 14 January 2017
Are you currently unemployed? Consider adding some of these job titles to your CV. Funny
House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)
Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
Bad Belle people: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM)
Garri seller: hunger extermination officer
Witches & Wizzards : Invisible airforce control management experts
Nigerian Footballer: Local Hit and Run specialist(LHR)
Conductor: Mentally Drained and Finacially Disadvantaged Money Collection Expert(MDFDMCE)
Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)
Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
Bad Belle people: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM)
Garri seller: hunger extermination officer
Witches & Wizzards : Invisible airforce control management experts
Nigerian Footballer: Local Hit and Run specialist(LHR)
Conductor: Mentally Drained and Finacially Disadvantaged Money Collection Expert(MDFDMCE)
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