Answers of a brilliant student

Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon Died?
Student: His last battle

Teacher: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Student: At the bottom of the page

Teacher:River Niger flows in which state?
Student: In the liquid state

Teacher: What is the main reason for Marriage?
Student: Divorce

Teacher: What is the main reason for failure?
Student: Exams

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